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The Fuckin' Whip Shit of All Shitter Bongers

Hi, I'm Adam and this is my blog, which is amazing. In it, I present issues of today. I hope you are edified, No gods no masters see a cop throw a rock. Have a blessed one.
Apr 23 '14

rorschachx:

This narwhal skull (Monodon monoceros) has double tusks, a rare trait in narwhals. Usually, males have a single long tusk, the canine on the left side of the upper jaw | Image: 1,2

Apr 22 '14

(Source: feedtheflies)

Apr 22 '14
damn kids get out of the road!

damn kids get out of the road!

Apr 22 '14
smyrno:

He turned, and there in the cold glow he saw  lying beside him Sam, Pippin, and Merry. They were on their backs, and their faces looked deathly pale; and they were clad in white. About them lay many treasures, of gold maybe, though in that light they looked cold and unlovely. On their heads were circlets, gold chains were about their waists, and on their fingers were many rings. Swords lay by their sides, and shields were at their feet. But across their three necks lay one long naked sword.
(art: Michael Herring)

smyrno:

He turned, and there in the cold glow he saw  lying beside him Sam, Pippin, and Merry. They were on their backs, and their faces looked deathly pale; and they were clad in white. About them lay many treasures, of gold maybe, though in that light they looked cold and unlovely. On their heads were circlets, gold chains were about their waists, and on their fingers were many rings. Swords lay by their sides, and shields were at their feet. But across their three necks lay one long naked sword.

(art: Michael Herring)

Apr 12 '14
Apr 11 '14
One time my brother and me got into an argument about what a sandwich is and my dad started laughing and said we sounded like the biggest idiots ever.
mothersnewsofficial:

shots fired in the wikipedia hot dog is not a sandwich edit war

One time my brother and me got into an argument about what a sandwich is and my dad started laughing and said we sounded like the biggest idiots ever.

mothersnewsofficial:

shots fired in the wikipedia hot dog is not a sandwich edit war

Apr 11 '14

(Source: boiledjeans)

Apr 10 '14
bad-postcards:

DINNER TIME ON THE FARM

bad-postcards:

DINNER TIME ON THE FARM

Apr 9 '14
mhysafire:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

Aw

mhysafire:

kayleyhyde:

We all know that feeling, vending machine

Aw

Apr 7 '14
ALLOW POLICE TO KISS AS MANY UNCONSCIOUS LITTLE KIDS AS THEY WANT TO…OR THE HIPPIES WIN!

ALLOW POLICE TO KISS AS MANY UNCONSCIOUS LITTLE KIDS AS THEY WANT TO…OR THE HIPPIES WIN!

Apr 7 '14

fuckinrecordreviews:

"I fell in love with Evan because I can’t deal with real boys rarely at all and yet am wildly attracted [to] their flat chests and straight hips (sometimes)…"

MY LIFE WITH EVAN DANDO, POPSTAR 1993 by  KATHLEEN HANNA 

  • In case anyone was wondering, Fuckin’ Record Reviews is totally in the pro Kathleen Hanna camp, as if there can be any other place. This may be our favorite spew by her, sorta torn from the psychological space of Lisa Carver’sRollerderby, but undeniably Hanna. Both tragic and funny with choice juxtapozin’ of images and words, MLWEDP bleeds heavy with contradiction and dizzy paradox. 
  • The whole shebang is available via a post by Nicole Disser over at the blog Bedford + Bowery (where we lifted these photos),courtesy of the Fales Library & Special Collections, NYU.
Apr 5 '14

shelbysbutt:

always

(Source: goatwing)

Apr 3 '14
DO IT PUNKY!

DO IT PUNKY!

(Source: coffee-for-two)

Apr 3 '14
"'If we take into account its original context, the quotation is more applicable to the aggressors in the 9/11 tragedy than to those honored by the memorial,' said Helen Morales, a classics professor at the University of California at Santa Barbara. 'So my first reaction is that the quotation is shockingly inappropriate for the U.S. victims of the 9/11 attack.'"
There’s a big quote from the Aeneid on the wall of the 9/11 memorial and I would bet money that whoever picked it out saw it in a book of quotations and never actually read Virigil. (via joshreads)
Apr 1 '14

abandonedseveninches:

Unlike today’s chic hacker supergroup, I do not believe this @nonymous was in it for the lulz.  This looks like very serious business!  Which is weird considering it is on f.o.e. records, wasn’t that Weston’s label?  Weston was super goofy, right?  It’s been a while.  

I broke my “don’t listen to these things” rule for this one; I admit it.  First of all, I couldn’t really tell what kind of music this was which always bugs me.  And then my brain just refused to accept that those are actual lyrics. I dare you to try reading those out loud and not end up in an imitation of a mid 90s poetry slam within 45 seconds. The more I thought about it, I was like IF those are lyrics, I NEED to hear this song. A hardcore song that includes Rakim, Billy Joel, the line “Straight outta’ the east side of Allentown?” [x] Add to cart.

So I put it on.  I am pretty glad that I did. I do not currently possess the words to do it justice, but “lucky” for you guys the internet is great (terrible):

http://www.foe.firstpress.net/Hill%20To%20Hill%207.mp3


!!!! THIS SONG!!!!!  MY MIND HAS BEEN DESTROYED.